For no particular reason.
PIGGY: As for moi, I have been studying martial arts. Do you want to see what I can do? Come here, sweetie.
KERMIT: Oh, I don’t think that’s necess–
(Kermit flies like a ragdoll across the set.)
KERMIT: Sheesh. I need to get out more.
PIGGY: Oh, you think vou could get out of that? Is that what you’re saying?
KERMIT: No, actually, what I said was–
(Sounds of off-screen mayhem. Pan back to Piggy and see she has tied Kermit’s limbs in a pretzel knot.)Continue reading “The Muppet Stephen Sondheim’s Company”